Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Hello All, my blog's prolly stagnant like stagnant water and mosquitoes are Breeding here!
LET US SWAT THEM ALL AWAY!
Okay, I have a super long post today. (:
Story 1 first.

There were 2 couples. Couple A and Couple B.
Couple A consists of -i and -h, Couple B consists of -e and -h.
Now, since there are 2 'h'es let Couple A's -h be -hA and Couple B's -h to be -hB.

G : Did You know that -i and -hA were together?
Me : Uh, no. And that's gross.
G : They ______ and -i ___ -hA's ______.
Me : EWW!
G : I know lah!
Me: I'm damn right going Vegan. EAT VEGGIES.

C : You know who's -e?
Me : Yeah, why.
C : You should know who's -hB right?
Me : Yeah, why.
C : They're together.
Me : OHMYGOSH, TWO HEARTATTACKS AND SHOCKING NEWS IN ONE WEEK.
C : Hahahahah!
Me : It's so out of point lah.

Now for Story 2.
There were 3 'S'es ( or Asses ) living in a community. ( No, not CC, just community )
So, S1 S2 and S3 were friends.
S1 + S2 = Best friends
S1 + S3 = One-sided Love
S2 + S3 = Another one-sided Love
S1 + S2 + S3 = DISASTER AT ITS BEST.

One day, S1 and S2 were Chatting.
S1 : I'm attached, You know right?
S2 : Oh yah, I've yet to meet her!
S1 : You! I haven't even met Yours yet.
S2 : Let's arrage a meeting luh!
S1 : Okayokay, tell me 'bout Yours! Mine's got Long hair and her name starts with 's'!
S2 : Ohmygosh, Mine has long hair and name starts with an 's' too!
S1 and S2 : GASP.
S1 : They'll prolly hit it off very well since they've so many things in common!

BlahBlahBlah, and whatever they compared was rather similar.
At home, S1 on the phone.

S1 : BABY! You free on Saturday?
S3 : Huh? What's up?
S1 : Meet a friend of mine.
S3 : Who?
S1 : It's a secret, You come and You know!
S3 : You hold on, I've a call coming in.

S2 : SWEETHEART! You free on Saturday?
S3 : HUH?! Uhhhhh.
S2 : WHat's wrong?
S3 : Nothing, Saturday? What's up?
S2 : Meet up with a friend of mine!
S3 : Oh, I'm kinda busy on that day. Sorry Babe.

S1 : Who was that?
S3 : Oh, you know. Friend!
S1 : Ah, okay. How?
S3 : I don't think so, busy on that day.
S1 : Okay then.

The next day

S1 : My girl can't make it.
S2 : My girl can't come too!
S1 : So coincidental, I feel something's wrong.
S2 : Huh? What? OHYAH.
S1 : Okayokay, we'll say the name together.
S2 : Okay lorr.
S1 and S2 : S3. GASPS.

D'yall geddit? Hahahah, if You do. SMART. (: