Sunday, July 08, 2007

I'm clinging on to the depths of overwhelming sadness. ): Oh fie, Woe is me. Sadness has enveloped me in its deathly arms and I cannot see the Light. Okay, this is getting a bit dramatic. I must stop saying things like that. Oh, but I am vair sad. Here's why.

1. My parents don't understand me. No, not the kind that goes " I shall carve lines into my wrists because I want to have sex with my boyfriend but my parents don't allow me! They don't understand me! " but the kind that goes " Have you eaten? " and my parents go, " HUH? " Of course, I know I speak in such long and complex sentences that they don't understand but don't they at least know where I'm driving at?! OH FIE, WOE IS MEEEEE.

2. I saw approximately 5 people on the streets who look like Yoda, the one from Star Wars. It's ever so heart wrenching to see that the small island I exist in has people looking like that. Oh, sadness. Isn't there a normal place to live in?!

3. I didn't get anything whilst shopping today. Okay, I know I sound like some spoilt brat here, but it's not like that! You, the one reading, obviously wouldn't understand the grieve and pain I'm in, so I shan't elaborate but end this with a big SIGH.

4. My mother doubts my relationship with Alyssa. She thinks that we're more than friends. Oh for the love of the jolly man up there with a lot of hair (if he really exists)! WE ARE FRIENDS, NOTHING ELSE. Ally, if you're reading this, I'm terribly sorry. I can't imagine myself being attached, much less attached to ALYSSA. Ewwwww, Ally, can you imagine us making out? I mean, I can't if you can. EWWWWWWWWWW. Oh dear mother, if you do read this of all miracles, I'm very cross and sad that you doubt my relationship with Alyssa as friends. Don't you think you're underestimating your daughter's taste? Going for a girl rather than a guy?! I mean, Ally is in Loooooove is SR NATHAN and no one can take his place in the tiny littlie beating heart. I shall wave my ovaries goodbye if I do have a girlfriend.

So, this is all. I'm very sad. I'm off to go shit, a tummy upset isn't very attractive looking while squirming on the chair whilst typing all these trying to be all gay and gallant about it.